Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Say something about gay babies.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
worst night to have a conscience
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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