We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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