Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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