you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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