Little spoons don't ask big questions
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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