we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
