Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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