ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Randomize
