ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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