So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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