Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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