that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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