you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he shaved USA in his pubs
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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