its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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