I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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