...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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