I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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