awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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