My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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