Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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