I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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