That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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