Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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