I never want to see another naked old woman again.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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