is wine microwaveable?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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