I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You may now shotgun with the bride
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
