just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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