My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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