some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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