we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
