these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just pynch a tree in the face
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
