I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
