there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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