Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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