I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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