haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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