Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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