I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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