We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
no you cant smoke seaweed
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
