It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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