I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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