Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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