"it" just moved
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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