I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I am mentally ready for anal.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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