is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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