do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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