It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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