I want to have your abortion
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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