Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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