I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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