I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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